Janet's New Video!

Ok you NASTY readers...what do you think of Janet's new video?

Golf Channel's Kelly Tilghman Thinks Tiger Woods Should Be 'Lynched'!

New year, new racist remark! Golf Channel anchor Kelly Tilghman has apologized after saying during Friday's telecast of the PGA Tour's opening event that today's young players should "lynch Tiger Woods in a back alley."

The Golf channel is reaching out to Tiger's reps to ask for forgiveness. Here's what we would like his response to be: "Kiss my comblanasian ASS!"

I know, I know - forgive and forget, right? Nope! If the GOLF CHANNEL, which by all accounts should have a shrine to Tiger Woods erected in his honor, has an on-air reporter making statements like that live to millions of...well whoever the hell watches The Golf Channel, then the person making those statements has some REALLY DEEP SEATED prejudices. And I do not think for one second that she would have ever uttered that sentence about a non-black player. People make mistakes but this mistake was more like the tip of the iceberg of what's really in her mind.

Fire her! And perhaps Miss Tilghman can join Dogg the Bounty Hunter, Michael Richards and Don Imus on Lynching With The Stars!

Top 10 Moments on The I Love NY 2 Reunion!

Well, not quite worth all the hype but I Love New York 2: Reunion was not a complete disappointment. Here's our list of the Top 10 Moments from the show:

10. Someone in the audience calls Sister Patterson "Dragula"!

9. We were on the edge of our seat when Sister Patterson went behind a curtain with Wolf to do a...shall we say "equipment inspection". The curtain was even see-through so we possibly might have gotten a silhouette of Wolf's self-proclaimed "hugeness"! But alas, again, Wolf copped out and said he doesn't pull it out unless he's going to use it. Hmmp - guess we'll just have to wait till next year when Wolf is broke and needs money and does a porno!

8. Champion is revealed as Sister Patterson's new lover to which everyone in the audience reaches under their chair for their vomit bags. Champion merely sits there smiling like, "don't worry I'm getting paid for this".

7. Revenge of Mama and Pappa "Entertainer"! We admit we felt bad when New York ejected Frank, "The Entertainer", by calling him and his whole family a bunch of losers. You could see they were visibly upset at being treated so viciously, but then the reunion rolls around and Frank's mom let "Mr. Patterson" have it. Pappa Entertainer even gets in one on NY when after she litterally shows her ass he yells - "Your asss looks just like your face!"

6. Midget Mack comes across as the most decent, clean and normal person on the show

5. After New York goes into one of her tired tirades trying to explain her actions on the show, Buddha quickly jumps up and declares "Ladies and Gentleman, New York!"

4. After being applauded by New York and LaLa for his restraint in not killing Tailor Made when he was spat upon, Mr. Wise quickly erases that honor by bum-rushing the stage and onto Tailor Made for one of the stupidest fights on TV.

Note to producers: If you're doing trash TV, then just do it! There was no reason to cut out the fighting and the aftermath cause you know that's why we watch this show in the first place!

3. The entire 'It' segment! He may be a faker but he's a damn good faker!

2. A day in the life of "The Entertainer" - Poor Frank! 30 years old (if you believe him) and still at home raking leaves and doing chores. Living in the basement of your parents house is not a good way to impress a girl - even New York!

1. Tailor Made and New York prove their romance is completely, totally and undeniably FAKE! The forced kisses, New York's "tearful" declaration about how happy she was he came on to the show, all of it is contrived. Does anyone at all believe that New York would EVER be interested in TM?

Our theory is that this development in NY's love life will give producers enough time to get Flavor of Love 3 out and give NY a rest till the eventual announcement that TM and NY have broken up and then we'll have....I Love New York 3!

What did you all think of the big reunion?

The Golden Globes 2008 - a Hollywood nightmare

We have come to appreciate the Golden Globes as the most exciting award show of the season. The dinner party, the laid-back vibe, the drunken acceptance speeches. What will we do now? As the writer's strike looms on it continues to effect everything we know and love. On Monday the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and NBC were forced to create an "acceptable" show format, or the show would be picketed by the WGA. They are scrapping the traditional celeb filled dinner party! It is reported by the Associated Press that the show set to air this Sunday will take on a "Dateline NBC" format: interviews with the nominees, a news conference announcing the winners and coverage of the after parties. This means no fabulous fashion, no crazy acceptance speeches, no excitement about finding out which celebs are friendly with one another. Just a news conference. The nominated actors confirmed that if the Globes took on it's normal format and the WGA had a picket line they would absolutely not cross it. As boring as this revamped format is I must say, in an industry where every man is out for the dollar it is nice to see a act of solidarity such as this one.