So the infamous gardner from Desperate Housewives Jesse Metcalfe was out and about in LA last night. During his stop at hotspot Boulevard 3 he sparked up convo with Hustle and Flow Ho Taryn Manning. Apparently her male "friend", a random British guy and aspiring rapper, wasn't happy and proceeded to kick Jesse's butt! It got caught on tape! What luck?! Word on the street is that Jesse went back in and continued the brawl with the random. We hope you didn't damage that pretty lil face of yours Jesse, it's all you've got going for you! By the way, does anyone know if he's realated to Laurie Metcalfe from Roseanne?
Desperate Housedude gets his arse WHOOPED!
America's best dance crew
Yes, another reality dish. Our favorite purple glasses, red shoe wearing "Dawg" Randy Jackson has brought back street dancing...kind of. Mtv is now running a new show called "Randy Jackson presents America's Best Dance Crew". It is by far the most entertaining show on Mtv since the San Francisco cast of The Real World circa 1996. Crews battle it out to see who has the hottest moves. LOL. Even that sounds funny! But the absolute BEST part of the show are the judges. Randy has kept in line with the success of: the one jerk, one chick and one black guy line up of Idol. He has JC Chasez (the jerk), Lil' Mama (the chick??- rocking multicolored press on nails) and Shane Sparks (the black guy who can speak comfortably in street vernacular). Can we say awkward? These judges are the most unpolished people on television. It is worth watching at least to listen to JC attempt his best Simon impression. Go Team Kapa Modern!
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins!
From time to time we like to let you Factory members in on our favorite new things. We were lucky to have Director, Writer, Producer Pete Chatmon on our radio show last week. During the interview he let us know about his recent music video for the Martin Lawrence film "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins". It debuted last week and for those of you who missed it here it is! It is a great song by Joe, and I for one must say THANK YOU PETE CHATMON - for creating an appropriate video for a feel good song. Mr. Chatmon has a lot of things going on and we will be watching his career. Check out his channel youtube.com/double7film.
Flavor of Love 3 - Damn you VH1!!!
In the words of the "man" himself - "WOWWWW!!!". Shamefully we watched the Flavor of Love 3 casting special. The disclaimer being that there is no intention of watching the actual season. To our shock VH1 has managed to do the impossible: find even more desperate, insane and creative women (young and mature) that want to be involved in a show that requires them to make out with a real life hobbit. There were sexier people in The Lord of the Rings!!! When will Flav realize what is taking place? Ugh! Is there anything folks won't do for a paycheck?!
Hey Paula! Don't Quit Your Day Job!
Yikes - when we heard that Paula Abdul was performing at the Superbowl we were curious. When we heard that Paula would be performing her new single "Get Up and Dance" we were disappointed (no Straight-Up? No Cold Hearted?). When we heard that Paula would be pre-taping the show and lip-syncing the performance we were disgusted.
But nothing could have prepared us for what we saw. It was so fake and boring that we could literally see Simon dying. This woman critiques thousands of performers a year and is supposed to be aiding in the search for a new superstar?? The song sounds like a song Miley Ray Cyrus threw in the trash. Her outfit looks like a rejected costume from her video with the cartoon cat....and she doesn't even dance like she used to?! At least we know what kept Paula away from performing for all these years - she can't.
Really. What was she thinking?? Here it is in its mediocrity...ooops - we meant entirety.
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