Here's a leak from VH1 about the much highly anticipated "I Love New York 2 Reunion Show".
1. It’ll take up more airtime than any other reunion in the Flavor of Love universe: it runs for 90 minutes and it’s packed with ridiculousness. There’s no way it could have been shorter — it could very well turn out to be an instant classic.
2. An unlikely character engages in a full-on, tongues-out kiss with another person on the show. You might say that this is a new frontier of sexuality.
3. There is a food fight.
4. We’re introduced to one of the guy’s vast cologne collection.
5. A penis is exposed (Wolf's?? Gonna need a big screen, high def!)
6. So is a butt.
7. Tailor Made gives New York the ultimate present (and it’s not what you think)!
8. New York tells a guy who isn’t Tailor Made: “Yes, I had real feelings for you…And you know I did, and I know that you know I did.”
9. “You can have ‘em in your house, I mean that’s your choice…” says Sister Patterson about a particular minority group. She is, as usual, the picture of tolerance.
10. Although, to be fair, she also describes herself as “not human.” A new frontier in self-awareness?
11. An argument breaks out when one barely seen guy calls out to someone on stage: “Don’t stand up for another man. That makes you look fruity.”
12. There will be blood. Blood??? We can't wait...
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